Fuck.... Mission Exercise FAILED!!!!

Guys, fuckin guess wat....

its fuckin obvious... I didnt start exercising yesterday.... because i got fucking caught up watching smallville with my mum and the rest of the family.....

FUCK FUCKITY FUCKK FUCK FUUUUCCCCKK.......

I seriously need to exercise..... but i think at this rate i might hit mid life before i actual get of my ASS.....

Fuckin proscrastinating rockzzz.....

Exercise

Today, im actually honestly contemplating exercising for the first time in a long. However, i think i is goin to be a bitch exercising after a long day at work. And also being that my left leg is like 2 inches smaller that my right leg.

i think the educated guess would be to concentrate on the left leg before actually doin anything for the right leg.

But ppl pls be honest with urself, how many ppl out actually follow a strict exercise plan. i really know that the only plan i really follow is to release my load every other day.. haha...

But this time it is goin to be diffferent i actually plan on following thru with this.... i mean not just the part bout releasing my load but the part about exercising....

So, hopefully soon, the keg which i call my stomach will actually be called a six pack. MmmMm.... Speaking of six pack..... That sound really tempting now...... nothing like starting the day with a six pack and bacon...... But these are the kinds of temptations i fuckin need to avoid....

FUCK this is goin to be hard isn't it.... Or well guys.... just wish me luck and i hope that i actually start doin some fucking exercise today before chowing down some dinner....

Let u know how it went.... hehe

Celebs Before they were famous

Alrite guys, this is quite a post.. this is a list of celebs and what they were doing actually before they became famous.

Sylester Stallone

He was actually in show biz before the rocky movies made him big. He was in the Porn industry. The producing actually changed the name of his video to the Italian Stallion after the rocky movies came out

Johnny Depp
Well who would have thought that he fucking sold pens. God damn, how fucking boring would that be. According to him he said he used to create different characters for his sales pitches. This helped him not to get too bored at work


Tim Allen

Long before he became the Tim "The Toolman" Taylor in Home improvement sit com, this dude was in prison for fucking dealing Cocaine. Talk about a change in career paths.

Jack Nicholson
This awesome actor was a lowly mailroom worker before hitting big in movies like Batman and The Shining. What a waste of such a cool guy to dump him in the mailroom.

Kurt Cobain

Nirvana lead and founder of grunge rock was a damn janitor before screeching out the tracks on stage and becoming a legend of the music industry.

Christopher Walken
Only Chris here could have had such a cool job before he became famous. And it would
explain why he is always so cool in any situation.. This psycho used to fuckin be a lion tamer. To top it off he said the fucking lion was more like a kitten. bloody psycho..

Channing Tatum

His first career would really explain why he is able to dance in movies like step up. This duke here used to really please the ladies when he was a male stripper in some fucking club before making it big

Brad Pitt

Hollywood heart throb brad pitt used to be a damn chicken mascot. Just imagine this guys face is the face that melt womans heart all over the world and the clown actually got him to cover it. Damn

Danny Devito

This pint size comedian really shoud not have had the job he had. Come on wat is this baldy doin cutting hair. Thats got to be the funniest joke in the world man.

Return of D-boy

Alrite guys i know this has been my first post in fucking ages and that i promised you loads of pics of the bone and i havent delivered.

But to be fair to me i wasnt really feeling up to it.

the past 2 months have been the shittiest of my life. There was serious shit boredom goin on. So, anyways im back now... and also back to work. the only fucking difference is that i fuckin use a god damn walking stick.

and be expecting some bone pics in the very near future.