formal apology

ToDAY I wISH TO APLOGIZE TO ALL THOSE MY REPORTIN HAS AFFECTED.... PLZZ DO NOT TAKE ANYTHIN TO HEART... MY HEART FELT APOLOGIES

Work & PLay go Well 2gether gether

Yesterday, the whole marketing Dept had to work overtime and hold interview sessions with the band in the Rum Jungle and Beach Club

The first interview session went on swimmingly. because the beers had not kicked in yet....... However, the second interview with SKY HIGH ws not so productive..... Honestly at that point the only thing running in my head was where the fuck is my next drink comin.....

FIRST WORD OF ADVICE.... Never stand between an indian guy and his drink.... it wont end well

But overall i think the night was good.... im judgin by the fact that i had a fuckin SPLITTING headache in the mornin....

Point 2..... When u suffer massive hangover its a sign that the night before was fucking AWESOME

But since today i was actually able to compile all the interview notes into a cohesive and easily understoood compilation i think we successfully did the job last nite....

SO FUCK YEAH....... I want more Work and Play Sessions..... BOSLEY is alwayz up for a party

FNJ Malasysia tour First STOP Port DICKson

Alrite, this is actually a very late write up and report on the latest happenings of Friday nite Jams.

But the 3 day stop was in PD was fuckin awesome. The adventurous thrill ride started early on friday with some good old royalty (STOUT). And also by the end of the first nite the ration of duty free beer was already runnin seriously fucking low and we needed more nourishment if we were goin to last out till our performance nite on Saturday.

To start our stay in PD wat better way to start of then with some wheelin and dealin of MONOPOLY..... i know..... i sound fucking lame...., but fuck u if u feel that way.... if fucking awesome if u r blazed out of ur mind...... the TRUMP of the day was not other than mamak whoe gain control through very shrewed and risky business endeavours.... The runner up for the evenin who put our resident trump thru all sorts of fucking trials was thrish...

After that not to be outdone, our Gay samurai hustled his way thru to the pot of gold at the end of a strenous poker session which he wiped everyone out clean.... But there were no hard feelings cause those winnins were put to fuckin good use and the proceeds went to a very new charitible foundation called the Alcohol Deprived Indians of FNJ.... If anyone is interested in contributing to this good cause plzz feel free to drop me a line... i will let u know the channels of contributing...

Anywayz, the saturday show was fuckin beyond awesome with Nishant and Pravin on the guitars, ikram on percusions and vocal and me belting out tunes while thrish came in for the rap areas sending the crowd in to a psycho frenzy and turnin it in a water festival.... Any other venue besides ths beautiful marina could have given us a more perfect setting and ambience....

ok.... im now bored and tired of goin on of the trip....

there are just a few things everyone needs to know bout the trip

PHRASES of the TRIP

FUckin Homo Bastard

Gay Samurai

W**dMobile

And the most important FACT
NIshant the 36 Incher

has been crowned the undisputed MK Champion of the World (Youth Division)

This tournament was sponsored by Avillion Admiral cove and Carlsberg Pilsner