Fuck.... Mission Exercise FAILED!!!!

Guys, fuckin guess wat....

its fuckin obvious... I didnt start exercising yesterday.... because i got fucking caught up watching smallville with my mum and the rest of the family.....

FUCK FUCKITY FUCKK FUCK FUUUUCCCCKK.......

I seriously need to exercise..... but i think at this rate i might hit mid life before i actual get of my ASS.....

Fuckin proscrastinating rockzzz.....

Exercise

Today, im actually honestly contemplating exercising for the first time in a long. However, i think i is goin to be a bitch exercising after a long day at work. And also being that my left leg is like 2 inches smaller that my right leg.

i think the educated guess would be to concentrate on the left leg before actually doin anything for the right leg.

But ppl pls be honest with urself, how many ppl out actually follow a strict exercise plan. i really know that the only plan i really follow is to release my load every other day.. haha...

But this time it is goin to be diffferent i actually plan on following thru with this.... i mean not just the part bout releasing my load but the part about exercising....

So, hopefully soon, the keg which i call my stomach will actually be called a six pack. MmmMm.... Speaking of six pack..... That sound really tempting now...... nothing like starting the day with a six pack and bacon...... But these are the kinds of temptations i fuckin need to avoid....

FUCK this is goin to be hard isn't it.... Or well guys.... just wish me luck and i hope that i actually start doin some fucking exercise today before chowing down some dinner....

Let u know how it went.... hehe

Celebs Before they were famous

Alrite guys, this is quite a post.. this is a list of celebs and what they were doing actually before they became famous.

Sylester Stallone

He was actually in show biz before the rocky movies made him big. He was in the Porn industry. The producing actually changed the name of his video to the Italian Stallion after the rocky movies came out

Johnny Depp
Well who would have thought that he fucking sold pens. God damn, how fucking boring would that be. According to him he said he used to create different characters for his sales pitches. This helped him not to get too bored at work


Tim Allen

Long before he became the Tim "The Toolman" Taylor in Home improvement sit com, this dude was in prison for fucking dealing Cocaine. Talk about a change in career paths.

Jack Nicholson
This awesome actor was a lowly mailroom worker before hitting big in movies like Batman and The Shining. What a waste of such a cool guy to dump him in the mailroom.

Kurt Cobain

Nirvana lead and founder of grunge rock was a damn janitor before screeching out the tracks on stage and becoming a legend of the music industry.

Christopher Walken
Only Chris here could have had such a cool job before he became famous. And it would
explain why he is always so cool in any situation.. This psycho used to fuckin be a lion tamer. To top it off he said the fucking lion was more like a kitten. bloody psycho..

Channing Tatum

His first career would really explain why he is able to dance in movies like step up. This duke here used to really please the ladies when he was a male stripper in some fucking club before making it big

Brad Pitt

Hollywood heart throb brad pitt used to be a damn chicken mascot. Just imagine this guys face is the face that melt womans heart all over the world and the clown actually got him to cover it. Damn

Danny Devito

This pint size comedian really shoud not have had the job he had. Come on wat is this baldy doin cutting hair. Thats got to be the funniest joke in the world man.

Return of D-boy

Alrite guys i know this has been my first post in fucking ages and that i promised you loads of pics of the bone and i havent delivered.

But to be fair to me i wasnt really feeling up to it.

the past 2 months have been the shittiest of my life. There was serious shit boredom goin on. So, anyways im back now... and also back to work. the only fucking difference is that i fuckin use a god damn walking stick.

and be expecting some bone pics in the very near future.

The stay in the hospital

Yesterday started my first day of my stay in the hospital. I just found out on monday that i have a degenrative bone disease called Fibrous Dysplacia.

This is when my bone regenerates with on soft tissue replacing the actual bone. i will be replacing the top of my femur and replacing it wit a artificial ball socket.

Its probaly goin to hurt like a bitch. but at least it should stop the bone from collapsing from under me.

That would probably hurt just a tad bit more.

anyways stay tuned for exclusive pics of the bone

Best Munchies to have With BEER!!

Alright it is time for a light read for the blog. I know im always fucking serious with my post and that my avid groupis also need a break. So, this post hold a very close spot to my heart. This is espsecially those people out the that love Beer and everything about it. But we will start of with my favorite compliment for when drinking beer. LIke people like having cheese when drinking wine. I have acquired the taste for beer..... Beeeeeeeeeeeeerr........ of the thought of it just gives me goosbumps....

Super Rings

Any local malaysian would have tried this culinary masterpiece of a snack. Fuck Twisties and the lot. This is the true meaning of junk food. With enough fucking colouring to stay on your finger the entire nite. But the most fun part is placing a ring on each finger and eating it like that while leaving traces of orange all over your finger and clothes. Ohhh the true malaysian snack.

Rocky Biscuit sticks

Another junk food for Malaysian that when sober you most probably never eat would have to be this. But when drinking or just getting high, this is like fucking heaven on a stick. Be it strawberry or chocolate, this is one satifying treat which will leave you feeling that you didn't have enough

Nachos

Tell you the truth i probably can eat nachos anytime of the day. But especially love when couple with beer. Just think the cheese oozing over some cruncy tortilla chip and mince beef sauce capping it off. Now that is one wholesome meal.

Mutton Peratal

Im going to be honest, this is probably the indian side of me choosing this dish. But if you come to think of it, the chinese and lot also love this. The main fucking reason this dish is so fucking awesome is that the spicyness and tender juicy mutton just makes you wanna drink more and eat more. SLurp!! Slurp!!

Pork Ribs

MMMmmmHHhh..... Pork Ribs.... Need i say more.... People whole love eating always say that the meat closes to the bone is the sweetest. How much closer can you get. This is awesome because this meal doesn't really fill up yur stomach so it leaves precious space for more beer.

Peanuts

I think everyone the world round who drink beer would have at least tried this once. This is like the most common side for beer on god green earth i think. It is so common that some bars even give it free for their customer.

Fried Anchovies with onions and Chilli

Another awesome side to have with beer. just the same as the mutton when it comes to the spicyness but this adds crunch to you bite. This is caused because the Anchovies are deep fried before being stir fried with the rest of the ingredient. Damn i haven't had this is awhile.

Fried Chicken Wings

I mean i don't think you can go wrong with chicken wings. You just can't fucking stop eating these buggers. Everything about the chicken wings makes it perfect for a side for any drinking party. SO if you are organising a party, this is a must.

Chick, Babes, Girls, Ladies

Call them what you like, but it is a definitely one of the best compliments for beer if not the best are chicks. Please which regular beer guzzling heterosexual joe would not want to have a gorgeous, voluptous, sexy chick next to him or better yet on his lap when enjoying a nice cold brewski.

MORE FUCKING BEER

For me this is the ultimate compliment when drinking beer. Because i think it is every drinkers nightmare to see his or her glass empty after a long chug. So, the best fucking way to compliment that is to fucking have more beer. So, don't waste your dough on any of the other sides on this list and invest in more fucking beer. You will not fucking go wrong.

So, if you haven't had any of these while drinking you can fucking consider your life a fucking failure and just give up drinking. Before any drinker dies he has to have had at least 5 out of this fucking list.

Anyways thats for this list.... CHEERS!!!!!
And feel free to add your own faves in the comments...

Most Promising and up and coming band in KL

This post is for the people in Kuala Lumpur to start recognizing talent. This band featured her is the most promising acts to come out from Malaysia in a long time.

They currently are typically a cover band which cover great hit by a variety of rock legend and most of the time give the song an original twist which will send anyone just BEYOND AWESOME. Mostly the badn comprises of the basic 5 members which you can see in this photo. However there are also some other brilliant solo act who collaborate with the band because of mutual respect which they share for each others talents and reputation. However the best part of the band is that they just solely play for love of music and have chosen to stay low profile and stay true to their cause.

Their impromtu renditions are beyond compared. Below is the a photo from one of their photoshoot which they reluctantly took because it goes against their principles but still did it totally for charity to Aunty Shop in TTDI Kiara View Condos.

Below you will also find brief profiles of the member.... ROCK ON....

FRIDAY NITE JAM (FNJ)

Lead Vocals
Thrishen "Rap Supastar" Kumareshh

After a brief stay in England, he has tremendously improved his vocal ranges and adaptive power. No one can rap quite as hard as this man here and at the same time switch straight away to a sweet melodic voice that will make fucking songbird jealous. Some of his influences can be contributed to the likes of Mike Shinoda and Bob Marley.

Lead Guitarist

Nishant the 36 incher

Nishant who whose background is a shroud of mystery mostly loves playing some rock classics but can also have a lighter tone to his playing styles when he cover the backstreet boy and also some RnB Songs that will throw his fans off. However the most captivating part of any of his performances in his mouth solo which each and every time the crowd begs for. However, this guys skill is not just with his magic fingers but also with his deep masculine voice when he also sings. Most notable performace would have to be by far his rendition of Hero originally by Enrique Inglesias.

Back Up Guitarist

Praveen "Slashveen" Sudesh

Another natural gifted member of the band who with ease can charm the socks of the crowd with his wit and humor and impromtu lyrics for any situation. Most brialliant when coupled with when he and the 36 incher get into the solo sessions which can send people in trance like states and feel unparaleled euphoria. The way this guy moves his finger effortlessly over his guitar will make most of the guitaring world envious. Most notable influence would have to be Joe Santriani and Slash.

Bass And Percussions

Mohd "Mamak" Ikram

This guy is more known for his contribution on the percussions than his bass. His passionate displays of almost trance like performances have gained him populurity beyond most musicians dreams. He is known to just get so caught up in the moment that he overshadows everyone when the time comes. Most influenced by the life of Bob Marley

Drums and Back Up Vocals

Christian "Axl" Dinesh

This guy is the most erractic of the group. His drum skill are mostly unneeded in the band because of the brilliant performances by mamak, so he mostly sings back up behind Thrishen. However, he is really mostly known for his temparamental atttitude which need lots of pushing and booze to perform for anyone. most notable influenced will have to Axl Rose

This is basically the line up for FNJ but occasionally there are some additional artist who come to collaborate with this beyond awesome band. Some of the more notable collaborators will have to be Dyll "Barack" Rohan and Komeshh "Vainpot" Vaishnavi(WHo is Slashveen gf)

Crowd Favorites Covers

Hotel California
Don't Look Back in Anger
Last Kiss
Wonderwall
In the End
Hero
Stand by Me
Let Her Cry